Green.

It's St. Patrick's Day and to most people that means to get drunk whilst wearing green.  Not quite, it's actually a religious holiday and a celebration of Ireland.

Personally, I think that when a Christian tells me I'm going to Hell because I'm an atheist (or because I worked in a topless bar) and then he proceeds to get drunk because it's St. Patrick's day it's a bit hypocritical.  Yes, both of those happened to me.

Celebrate the day, please remember that it's not about the color green and getting drunk, it's about a man that was pretty awesome.