A little bit of truth.

I'm in the gym today and I'm talking to a couple of ladies.  One asks me what I do for a living and I tell her I'm a stay at home dad.  How many children?  Three.  How old?  I tell her and she says she's impressed that I can still form complete sentences.

I told her I don't use the big words anymore.  It's true, my brain cells are not getting the workout they need.  When I ride my bike I talk to myself because I need the practice talking to an adult.  Is being a stay at home dad fun?  Hell yes.  Is it scary as hell and a bit mind numbing at times?  Even more so.

To all you stay at home parents, have a shot (alcohol or caffeine) and think of me.  You have to make it quick because you know that one of your kids is destroying something as soon as you turn around.