Friday, August 9, 2013

My wife lies to me.

Recently we cleaned out the garage of moving stuff so we could reorganize it into something more usable.  Texas in the sun, I so miss working at a job sometimes.  We also found out why our insurance was always rejected whenever I went to a doctor.  The insurance company had my birthday confused with our eldest child's.  I promptly told my wife that I'm done working for the day and because I'm seven I'm going to play now.  She didn't go for that.

She does think that I have a problem.  I've already unpacked numerous boxes of books into my library.  Many of the boxes in the garage are totes of books.  My wife counted them and said I have a problem.  I am aghast at her lies.  She's a cop and she has seen addiction.  I'm not addicted, I don't have to read them all.  I just want to read them all.  Again and again.  What's wrong with that?

True, I need to buy more shelves.  These totes are about 7-8 cubic feet of books.  I know, you're thinking that's not a lot of books, but I have 27 of these totes to unpack.  I don't have a problem.  I'm still appalled at her allegations.

Many of the books are from when I had different tastes in books.  Would I still like them or not?  My tastes have majorly changed in the past three decades or so.  Back then I could read Anne McCaffrey and clamor for the next in the series.  Give me some Piers Anthony and I would devour it in a night.  I read the 8th book in his "Incantations of Immortality" series recently and I forgot how much he hates men, but at least it didn't deal with buckwheat honey hair or horses.  Although I did read a short story of his ("The Fleet" series) that didn't make me cringe.  If he wrote more like that I would be very excited about any new book of his.  My books are not a problem.

Now I read more mystery or crime noir.  If the main character is someone that I wouldn't want to invite to my house then I might read it.  As an example, Andrew Vachss is an author whose main character is Burke.  Most of his books deal with child molesters, somewhat disturbing to read a lot of them.  As long as I don't read them back to back I'm okay.  I think of them as having a happy ending, normally the child molester dies at the end.  Mr. Vachss has a job as an advocate for children and has worked with them in "the system".  He brings a level of reality to his works that kind of get to a guy with children (me).  That's why I don't read them back to back.  I don't have a problem with books.

I definitely have some odd ones.  A book on how to make canoes.  Plans for building homes.  Training horses (recommended by a dog trainer),  books on martial arts, books on chocolate, business books, and even things that I have no idea why I bought and read them.  I read them, I put them down.  I don't have a problem.

I'll go through the books and start culling.  There's a website I use for book trading, I'll get a hundred requests or so like last time.  The post office wasn't too thrilled with me that day.  See, no problem.

Drugs are a problem for others.  Books are not a problem for me.  They are windows into the soul of the author and sometimes they are a mirror for your soul.  Maybe you don't like what you see and maybe you do.  Books are not a problem, storage on the other had may be.  But I don't have a problem.

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