Dinner and a show.

Years ago a buddy and I went out to a steakhouse in Fort Worth that we had heard was really good.  We go and instantly on the menu we see how they proudly serve only corn fed beef.  My friend and I know more about the restaurant industry than the usual person so we wondered what the competition fed their beef.  We assumed from the tone of the menu (and the server and manager that we spoke to also) that the competition sold orphan fed beef.  We were amused how the server and manager didn't know or were pretending to not know that grass is the preferred diet for cattle.  All beef is fed corn (in restaurants) unless you get the more expensive grass fed beef.  Don't put anything on the menu that makes you look like an idiot.  The show part of the meal was watching the employees run outside with a fire extinguisher, pitchers of water, and the huge tea urn.  The landscaping outside the front door was on fire.  As I said, dinner and a show.