Sunday, February 16, 2014

A Slight Miscalculation.

I've taken the classes and passed the tests.  I've paid the state for the license and for the background check.  The FBI says I'm not my evil twin (considering I've done I don't know how many background checks and passed them all I'm not really surprised).  I'm ready to get to work.

I just have to find a company that will hire me.  Until I'm hired I can't advertise my services though.  In the back of my head I'm planning my marketing strategy, wondering what areas I'll mail blind to.  Usual stuff like that.  I just have to find a company that will hire me.

That's the kicker, I need to be hired.  Thinking about the marketing and waiting for the state has distracted me from a simple truth.  I need to polish up my resume.  By polish I mean sanitize.  I'm not ashamed of my time in the topless bars but I know that not everyone thinks of it as "just a job" like I do. 

Yepper, time to crank up the euphemism skills and get to typing.

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