Cats.

Lately I've noticed a lot of anti-cat "studies" and videos and such.  I can't believe that people would look at the bad part of cats only and not look at the good stuff.

Cats have pride.  If you kick a dog they will put their tails between their legs and beg your forgiveness.  Cats, on the other hand, will say (meow) "Screw you, I'm packing up my Little Friskies and you can kiss my fuzzy butt goodbye".  Point to cats.

Cats have a lot of respect for Gandhi.  No one ever puts two cats in a ring and fights them.  You know why?  They'll just meow and lay there, can you say non confrontational?  Or they will bitch about the service at this new day spa.  Point to cats.

Hybrids.  If you breed a male lion and a tigress you can end up with a liger.  That picture is Hercules, all 992 pounds of him.  If you crossbreed dogs you get labradoodles.  Point to cats.

Sane.  Dogs are dependent on us and we are enablers.  Cats don't need us and will remind us whenever they can.  Point to cats.

I guess the bottom line is:  Would you want to be reborn as a liger or as a labradoodle?