Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Play. Act Three Scene Two.


ACT THREE SCENE TWO.

SETTING:  AFTER THE SERVICE GROUPS EATING DONUTS AND COFFEE/JUICE.

LADY ALPHA:  (MIFFED) Who would do such a thing?  My granddaughter is paying her way through college waiting tables and how is she supposed to pay her rent with one of these?  (WAVES A TRACT)
GENTLEMAN 1:  We shouldn't have to tip the servers, maybe the companies should pay a decent wage.
LADY ALPHA:  So you're one of those.  The company pays crap because you are supposed to tip.  If you can't afford to tip then don't go to a restaurant.  
GENTLEMAN 1:  It's not that simple, the companies want us, the customers, to subsidize their employees.  Why should we do that?
LADY ALPHA:  If you don't "subsidize" their employees then the cost of a meal would go through the roof.
GENTLEMAN 1:  Again, why should we subsidize the employees?  If they don't like the pay then they can get another job.  
LADY ALPHA:  And again you've proven that you're an idiot.  When you don't tip then they lose the good employees and you're stuck with the ones that'll put up with you for a dollar.  Although, I guess that describes your marriage.

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