How much I love my wife.

You want to know how much I love my wife?  I volunteered for something.

One of her friends is starting up a church and in the planning phase she asked them what they are doing for security and traffic.  They apparently hadn't thought of it.  She offered to do it and said she would find some more people.

She's telling me how she's having problems finding people to help her out.  I get some details from her and it seems she doesn't need an officer or a security guard she needs someone that isn't always in condition white.  Someone that can actually pay attention and notice the odd things.

I tell her:  "Well shoot, if that's all you need then I can help you out."  How much do I love my wife?  In traffic during the day in Texas, it's still spring but the temp is already hitting the 90's and once it was 101 with the heat index.  That's how much I love my wife.