Damn donut people.

When I lived in Arlington the donut selection was pretty basic.  Some of the places were getting into the fancy donut craze but everybody had my favorite donut:  the devils food.  For those of you that don't know the goodness that is the devils food donut, I pity you.  As a refresher, it's a chocolate donut filled with chocolate pudding stuff and occasionally dipped in chocolate but more commonly glazed.  Simplicity in itself and in chocolate form.

Here in this small town the fancy donut craze has gone crazy.  You can find donuts with all sorts of things on them.  Maple syrup and bacon are very popular apparently.  The craze has even spread to the kolaches, one place near me has brisket kolaches.  They are awesome though.

I find a new place today and I think to myself that I haven't had a donut in awhile so I'll check it out.  I swear the lady behind the counter was smirking when she saw the look of despair on my face when I realized that they also didn't have any devils food donuts.  My hearing isn't the best (thank the nightclubs) but I think she even muttered that my fat ass doesn't need a devils food donut when I can have a maple syrup and bacon éclair.